Monday, 29 November 2010

Burrleaks

Never mind the shock horror on Wikileaks - here are some the real surprises of State Dept analysis that never made it to Iceland.

Iranian Supreme Council: hey, a sincere bunch of men of faith. Sure they say some stuff, but everyone has to talk up their corner, especially with mid-terms in prospect.

Putin: this guy knows what he's doing. Some great ideas for breaking deadlocks in House committees.

Berlusconi: a really original mind, loved by his people. Lots of them.

UN Building: look, a gentleman doesn't open another's mail. Tell our guys that if they start overhearing stuff in the elevators, then they should get off at the next floor and walk. We have a reputation to uphold.

I cannot, of course, reveal my sources.

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