An evening swim

Spectator (from another House): Sir, have you done a risk assessment ?

Me: Throw lines... rescue dogs ... not one but two qualified lifeguards ... safety brief: look, it's a just a swim !

This is the same Thames I learnt to swim in at prep school, before risk assessments were invented.

Survivors were treated to spare burgers from the Headmaster's BBQ for new 6th form entrants, on the terrace, as they went back to Burr.